1 00:00:15,130 --> 00:00:21,050 So she found her dad at the bottom of the stairs. 2 00:00:21,690 --> 00:00:26,930 God knows how long he'd been there. The ambulance took forever. She's like, the 3 00:00:26,930 --> 00:00:29,750 party's cancelled. If you want the buffet, come and help yourself. 4 00:00:29,970 --> 00:00:31,970 Can she not freeze it? No, she's all dramatic. 5 00:00:32,310 --> 00:00:33,610 She's like, get it out of my sight. 6 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:35,630 I mean, that was 10 o 'clock this morning. 7 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:38,230 I mean, he might be dead by now. So wait. 8 00:00:38,730 --> 00:00:40,090 Rest in peace, Daddy. 9 00:00:40,450 --> 00:00:41,450 Oh, my God. 10 00:00:42,090 --> 00:00:44,230 I love a cheap sausage roll. 11 00:00:45,530 --> 00:00:47,590 I thought we could start season two. 12 00:00:48,670 --> 00:00:54,010 It's eight episodes, so we could do four this afternoon and then four next week. 13 00:00:54,050 --> 00:00:55,130 You know, see how we get on. 14 00:00:55,950 --> 00:00:57,070 I've got pizza. 15 00:00:57,470 --> 00:00:58,890 Don't go and order to Liverpool. 16 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:03,290 Twice the price. We can't afford it. Told you I got paid in cash by him next 17 00:01:03,290 --> 00:01:04,029 door, didn't I? 18 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:05,030 How much did you charge? 19 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,190 800 quid. 20 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:09,640 How much did he give you? 800 quid. But he didn't give a tip? No. 21 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:10,839 Type bastard. 22 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,380 He's a proper little Scotsman, that one, isn't he? 23 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,260 But what does she think? 24 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:18,680 That's what I'm going to know. Marie, how much does she know? I don't think 25 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:19,680 knows anything. 26 00:01:19,860 --> 00:01:22,120 She does. George is gay, though. No, I don't think so. 27 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:23,340 Of course she does. 28 00:01:23,660 --> 00:01:25,200 That needs a chutney or something. 29 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:30,020 And I'm not asking because you told me that I interfere too much with her 30 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:31,020 family. 31 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:33,620 But she could help. She could talk some sense into me. 32 00:01:34,420 --> 00:01:35,420 But no. 33 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,320 You want to keep it all secret from her? You're not my wife. I know. 34 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:39,560 Well, you could try. 35 00:01:39,860 --> 00:01:46,540 You don't have to be all... Well... OK. 36 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:47,760 Oh, what is it this time? 37 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,040 I'm just saying you don't have to be all gay man about this. 38 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:55,180 Meaning? I've told you before. 39 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,540 What? Sometimes, Leo, you can look down on women. Fuck off. 40 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,039 Like that. 41 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,500 So Clive is next door and you're having a go at me? 42 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:04,760 Well, you know... 43 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:10,000 Your mum wasn't the nicest. Your words. You've spent 35 years on Canal Street 44 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,220 where it's men all day and all night. And maybe that makes women a bit 45 00:02:14,220 --> 00:02:17,080 irrelevant. Oh, so straight men aren't the problem. It's the gays. Sometimes, 46 00:02:17,420 --> 00:02:20,040 yeah. I think in your eyes, women get reduced. 47 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:24,920 Thank you. Good to know. I'm sorry. That's Carly saying that. My own 48 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:29,460 And she says I go running around after you're clearing up your mess. 49 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:33,260 What have I done? I am not saying she's right. What have I done today to deserve 50 00:02:33,260 --> 00:02:34,280 this? I'm saying that's what she's seen. 51 00:02:34,660 --> 00:02:36,920 I woke up. It's my day off. I mean, it's my fault. I thought, oh. 52 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:37,859 You do say. 53 00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:39,180 It's definitely season two. 54 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:42,600 That was nice. And it's got to be said. No, no, Beth Mayer had a go at me 55 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:43,600 because I was nice. 56 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:44,920 You weren't. 57 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:45,999 That's Roddy. 58 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,960 Just ask him. Just tell me. Why do you have to make everything so difficult? 59 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:54,560 It's like that. 60 00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:55,860 Your hand. 61 00:02:56,270 --> 00:03:00,250 What happened to your hand? I just proved it, that's all. How? It worked. 62 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,350 Were you in a fight? No. 63 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,770 You kept secrets with that Patricia. 64 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:12,210 If you're hiding things from me now... 65 00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:17,650 ..don't. We are arriving! 66 00:03:17,950 --> 00:03:19,170 We're on a vista! 67 00:03:19,510 --> 00:03:20,890 We are arriving! 68 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:22,370 We're on a vista! 69 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,220 Call the police! The lunatics have escaped! 70 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:36,300 Are you giving up? 71 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,540 Are you selling it off, are you? 72 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,380 You're retiring, old man. 73 00:03:40,660 --> 00:03:43,520 No, I've got to carry my stuff in from the van every night, haven't I? And then 74 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,400 every morning I've got to carry it back to the van because I can't leave it in 75 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,400 the van overnight because it's even bastard like you. Hey, don't take me on. 76 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,660 Look at it. Feel that. Yeah, you're looking good. 77 00:03:52,110 --> 00:03:56,090 Oh, bit of work in that, mate. I discovered this thing, yeah, with the 78 00:03:56,390 --> 00:03:59,850 If you want to isolate your pelvic floor, shove your finger up your arse. 79 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:03,910 Well, you'd love that. I love it, mate. It makes you tense up like crazy, like, 80 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:07,110 whoa! Yeah, well, there's nothing they can do about your ugly face, is there? 81 00:04:07,190 --> 00:04:08,710 Hey! Go on, stall! 82 00:04:09,790 --> 00:04:11,090 Stall! Yeah! 83 00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:13,330 George, where are you? 84 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:15,630 George, hold on. 85 00:04:16,370 --> 00:04:17,730 George, will you not? Not twice. 86 00:04:19,610 --> 00:04:20,610 What's going on there? 87 00:04:23,270 --> 00:04:24,690 I don't know. Where's it from? 88 00:04:24,970 --> 00:04:28,470 That boy Mikey. It's reposted from someone called Beryl Five, isn't she? 89 00:04:31,870 --> 00:04:35,870 Look, do what you want. I don't care. But what's your lot of college going to 90 00:04:35,870 --> 00:04:36,829 say? 91 00:04:36,830 --> 00:04:39,030 Don't be stupid and get it deleted. 92 00:04:40,450 --> 00:04:42,570 You're not very pretty, Georgina. 93 00:04:44,390 --> 00:04:46,690 Rodney, you knobber, are you? We need to get the T -shirts. 94 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:00,280 The usual, please. Coming up. 95 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,220 Mikey, how do you know Beryl? 96 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:10,900 We did that thing at contact. 97 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,560 You reposted that? 98 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,780 That boy in the make -up, Thor's brother? 99 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,400 Can you take it down? 100 00:05:16,420 --> 00:05:17,299 No, not me. 101 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:18,300 I am. 102 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:37,120 You know what they're doing now, don't you? Huh? Women. They are freezing their 103 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:41,420 egg. Because they say our generation is so useless that we can't touch them. 104 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:42,660 Like we're not good enough. 105 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:46,900 Olly, tell him when was the last time you had a girlfriend. Never had one. 23. 106 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:48,340 Never had a girlfriend. 107 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,760 And he's beautiful, huh? 108 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,420 Bitters a fucking whore. 109 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:55,160 But they've reduced him to an MPT. I've never had a problem. Oh, don't get the T 110 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,560 -shirt. Oh, yeah, yeah. Stop this. 111 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,500 Stop this for us. 112 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:00,980 All of us. 113 00:06:02,150 --> 00:06:04,130 Kofi, put it down, man. My mum's going to kill you. 114 00:06:04,570 --> 00:06:06,850 Ruddy, are you still vaping? 115 00:06:07,090 --> 00:06:09,050 No, it's like an addiction. I swap one for the other. 116 00:06:09,290 --> 00:06:11,270 Look, I've got the real thing. 117 00:06:13,570 --> 00:06:17,170 So I was wondering, how's your dad getting on? Have you moved in yet? Yeah, 118 00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:18,109 great. Sweet. 119 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:20,570 Same size as the old shop, just better location. 120 00:06:21,010 --> 00:06:25,290 Did you need any help? Nah, he's all good. We were a bakery before, so 121 00:06:25,290 --> 00:06:28,030 changed. He's just moving stuff around. 122 00:06:31,770 --> 00:06:33,590 Still, if he needs any work done, I'm available. 123 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:42,270 You know, it's just, um... Things are a bit tough right now, you know, so... 124 00:06:42,270 --> 00:06:45,230 They've got to come on this breathing space scheme, you know. 125 00:06:51,090 --> 00:06:54,990 Trouble is, he, uh... He moved the counter and he needed the front 126 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:56,490 yeah. Do you know who did it? 127 00:07:00,230 --> 00:07:01,230 Me. 128 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:07,540 But you're not an electrician, are you? So maybe I should check it over, you 129 00:07:07,540 --> 00:07:10,020 know? I mean, I wouldn't charge for it. I did it for free. Yeah, but you don't 130 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:11,500 know what you're doing. I watched it on YouTube. 131 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,000 A couple of tutorials. 132 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:15,100 It was a bit of a bit. 133 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:17,800 Where are you, runny boy? 134 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:19,180 Monty, come here. 135 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:20,960 You're arriving. 136 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:04,020 Hey, you still owe me a pint, mate. No, you owe me a pint. 137 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:08,900 Come on, everyone, T -shirts. Get changed, all of you. This lot are 138 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:09,900 the beer. 139 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:19,880 I'm so 140 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:23,440 confident that I'll give Tuckshot a blowjob myself. 141 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,840 Do you want to know how many goals I reckon we're going to score today? 142 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:45,600 One, two, three, four, five. 143 00:08:50,180 --> 00:08:51,180 You like what you see, George? 144 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:57,220 George, 145 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:04,580 put it on. They want kids buying this stuff. 146 00:09:25,810 --> 00:09:27,930 We can be sponsored by Grindr. Get off me! 147 00:09:28,130 --> 00:09:29,950 You tight bitch. 148 00:09:30,910 --> 00:09:32,050 Bob's your daddy, boy. 149 00:09:33,810 --> 00:09:34,810 Okay, 150 00:09:37,070 --> 00:09:39,870 Roddy, Roddy, Roddy. Roddy, stop it. Come on, it's starting. Get a beer. 151 00:09:45,510 --> 00:09:46,990 Let me tell you something, boy. 152 00:09:47,810 --> 00:09:50,270 All right, let me tell you something really important now. 153 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:58,430 Don't enjoy it too much Don't enjoy it too much 154 00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:50,430 Or you'll find out you're not my boss anymore. 155 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,210 So be careful. 156 00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:59,030 Mr. Glass, do you know what Saul does upstairs on his camera? 157 00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:00,910 It's none of my business, is it? 158 00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:03,990 Man's bedroom is his castle, am I right, lads, eh? 159 00:11:07,930 --> 00:11:08,930 We've all seen it. 160 00:11:10,010 --> 00:11:11,310 Billy's sister passed it round. 161 00:11:12,890 --> 00:11:16,050 The noise you make when you come, you're like a little girl. 162 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,310 You can shut it. 163 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,350 I'm going to tell them all why Sheena bin you. 164 00:11:20,090 --> 00:11:21,090 What did she say? 165 00:11:22,070 --> 00:11:26,310 Tell you later. Nah, what did she say? I can't tell you now, because that would 166 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:28,530 be... premature. 167 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:30,229 Fuck off. 168 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:31,330 Fuck off. Fuck off! 169 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,280 Sol's brother. 170 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,980 It's on the Lippy Mank site. Once it's out, you can't stop it. 171 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:42,780 You know what I blame for the downfall of civilisation? 172 00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:45,580 Croissants. 173 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,720 Croissants? Have you seen them? 174 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,460 The modern croissants. 175 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:52,420 Walk down the street, every other shop's an artisan bakery. 176 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,780 Never mind you can't pay the gas bill, have a croissant. 177 00:12:55,420 --> 00:13:01,340 Oh, and there are trays of these things, all pimped out with crests of pistachio 178 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:03,280 chantilly cream on top and... 179 00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:08,390 stuffed with blueberry custard roulade and covered in glaze and honey and 180 00:13:08,390 --> 00:13:10,150 glitter. It's the end of the world. 181 00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:18,190 Like the fall of Versailles, and it leads to the guillotine, I warn you, 182 00:13:18,290 --> 00:13:25,150 Britain will burn and the streets will smell of laminated pastry. 183 00:13:28,790 --> 00:13:30,390 Am I boring you, sweetheart? 184 00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:31,790 No. 185 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:35,800 It's just a thing. Think it's my fault? Well, that'll solve it. 186 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,980 Typing. It's all the world does now, type. 187 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:44,940 Heaven forfend, you should actually get off your arse and do something. 188 00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:58,010 You see, the problem is, in the old days, we'd have a fight downstairs, we'd 189 00:13:58,010 --> 00:14:02,150 report to the police, come in, done. Nowadays, everybody films the bloody 190 00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:04,370 on 500 different phones. 191 00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:07,050 And that keeps on getting reported to the police. 192 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:11,450 We're stuck in a loop. We end up with 500 different reports of the same thing. 193 00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:16,390 And then the council starts asking questions like we had 500 fights when it 194 00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:17,390 just one. 195 00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:18,670 I've got to go. 196 00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:20,250 Louise can cover my shift. 197 00:14:22,590 --> 00:14:23,590 Larry. 198 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:48,920 Am I right, please? 199 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:19,760 Was I disrespecting your rights as a woman to show the slightest iota of 200 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:20,760 intelligence? No. 201 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,540 As a matter of fact, I don't think you treat women badly. 202 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,320 I think you treat everyone badly. 203 00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:27,660 Ah, there she is. 204 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,480 Do you think you're cleverer than everyone else? That's because I am. 205 00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:33,980 That's the last bit. Do you want it? 206 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,260 No, you're all right. 207 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,240 That's the problem with next door, though. 208 00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:40,860 Do you think you're smarter than them? What the fucking Flintstones? I should 209 00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:41,860 hope so. 210 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:44,880 I know they might not be all sort of people, but think about it. They've 211 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:45,880 two boys. 212 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,940 Neither one of them's gone to jail. Only just. 213 00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:49,340 No, but they're not in prison. 214 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,360 They're not on drugs. 215 00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:52,360 I mean, they're kind of bright, really. 216 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,580 One of them walks into your house, helps himself, and the other one has sex 217 00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:59,280 online and makes money out of it. 218 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,200 That's clever. 219 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,660 Not everyone's as dumb as you'd like to think. 220 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,020 Does it show that I think people are sick? 221 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,520 Can you actually see it on my face? 222 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,240 It's like a lighthouse. 223 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:18,460 Bailey! 224 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:25,400 All right, boys. 225 00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:27,340 All right, Mrs B. 226 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:31,400 The album says so long. Thanks for the blankets. Remember what I said. No 227 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,840 vaping. It stinks the house out. 228 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:38,680 Bunch of idiots, you lot. You want pizza at halftime. You need to put it on now. 229 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:42,520 Marie! It's all goodbye as caviar all the money he's earning. 230 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:43,720 For fuck's sake, brother. 231 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:13,479 What are you doing here? 232 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,358 I was just passing. 233 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:17,359 I knew you lived next door to the house. You can't come in. I don't want to. 234 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,980 I thought we could go into town. No, 235 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,420 no, just... Can you go? 236 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,060 Thank you. George, I saw the live stream, okay? 237 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,280 I was worried. We were baffling. It's football! 238 00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:30,220 Don't be so stupid now. Fuck off! 239 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:31,980 I can't be seen with you. 240 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:33,839 Why not? 241 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,980 I can't look at you. 242 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:38,000 You can't come near my house. Just go. 243 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:48,310 Where have you been? 244 00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:50,290 Nowhere. 245 00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:52,630 Why did you go outside? 246 00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:55,910 Don't know. 247 00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:57,030 Just went out. 248 00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:00,190 What for? 249 00:18:02,070 --> 00:18:03,070 Leave it. 250 00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:04,530 Leave it. 251 00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:10,510 Ten minutes for the pizza. 252 00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:25,330 you do yet. 253 00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:16,990 I got a load to George online and we got on. 254 00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:18,449 He's a laugh. 255 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:19,450 I took him out for a drink. 256 00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:20,850 What did you do that for? 257 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,410 How old are you? 258 00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:24,210 25. 259 00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:26,470 He's 16. Yeah, I know. 260 00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:30,290 That's the point. He's only 16. He's looking out for him. But I'm just the 261 00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:31,810 neighbour. What am I supposed to do? 262 00:19:32,090 --> 00:19:33,130 It's a photo as well. 263 00:19:35,150 --> 00:19:39,050 We were messing about and... Oh, what the fuck did you do to him? I was having 264 00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:42,010 laugh. That's clever. You thought you'd recruit him at the same time. All right, 265 00:19:42,150 --> 00:19:43,150 back off, Steph. 266 00:19:43,330 --> 00:19:44,330 Nothing to do with me. 267 00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:48,970 But he saw me just now, Clive, and he's not going to be happy. Yeah, he's not a 268 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,150 monster. Excuse me? 269 00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:51,910 After everything he did for you? 270 00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:58,570 All right, but George will just have a bad afternoon, don't we all? 271 00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:03,190 Part of growing up, isn't it? Tell you what, I know Marie. Why don't I give her 272 00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:05,070 a call? I know what I'm doing. 273 00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:08,970 I'll just suggest they keep it down a bit and it might all calm down. 274 00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:12,190 Clive will never see this. 275 00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:13,390 Might he see this? 276 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:16,550 I'm like, you know, Saul, and if Saul sees it... 277 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:25,410 Hi, 278 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:26,990 Marie. It's Steph. 279 00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:28,269 Bless, George. 280 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,270 Looks quite nice. 281 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,630 My mum caught me in full make -up and I was older than him. 282 00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:36,650 I was 18 and you know what happened then. 283 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,850 Well, what can I do? I guess I could have a chat with... 284 00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:45,580 Clive, in a weird way, we get on quite well, but... I can't just walk in there. 285 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:46,700 I haven't... Yes, 286 00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:50,940 I have. 287 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,120 Just a minute. 288 00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:57,520 Do you want to start episode three without me? 289 00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:58,760 What are you doing? 290 00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:03,220 He isn't going next door, is he? 291 00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:06,700 What have you done now? 292 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,240 How's it my fault? 293 00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:09,880 Well, the amount of hormones you're on. 294 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,360 No wonder you like to react. 295 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:20,580 I'd have thought, it's going to cost me 200 quid to have my locks replaced, but 296 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,880 why bother? 297 00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:25,060 We've sorted that out. There's no way it would ever happen again. 298 00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:31,520 It's really convenient you having my keys, so... A wee peace offering. 299 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,120 Sorry to interrupt. 300 00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:40,530 It's our time. 301 00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:45,170 Well, if you've got five minutes, could I have a little word? 302 00:22:03,570 --> 00:22:08,130 Look, I know they're all just having fun, but I've been there, on the 303 00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:09,770 end. So to speak. 304 00:22:11,670 --> 00:22:13,010 So you're watching us? 305 00:22:13,970 --> 00:22:14,970 No, that's online. 306 00:22:15,030 --> 00:22:18,190 Everyone can see that. They're broadcasting live from your house. 307 00:22:18,850 --> 00:22:22,910 And I'll just say next door, right now, it's a funny thing, sociologically. 308 00:22:24,230 --> 00:22:26,230 Gangs of lads always know when someone's gay. 309 00:22:26,490 --> 00:22:28,210 It's like a paired instinct. 310 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,250 And they can pick on them. 311 00:22:30,470 --> 00:22:31,750 So what, you think George is gay? 312 00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:39,230 We talked about this. No, we said we don't know. So what, you've made your 313 00:22:39,230 --> 00:22:40,230 up without me, have you? 314 00:22:40,450 --> 00:22:42,230 You and your mates and that Z. 315 00:22:42,870 --> 00:22:45,450 Is she next door? Is she right now? Because she was outside. 316 00:22:45,730 --> 00:22:47,730 Or he was outside. Or they were outside. 317 00:22:49,090 --> 00:22:50,590 How does she know George? 318 00:22:50,930 --> 00:22:53,930 She knows Saul. She follows him, so she follows his brother. Yeah, you follow 319 00:22:53,930 --> 00:22:55,290 someone online. You don't follow them home. 320 00:22:56,670 --> 00:22:57,670 So you sit there. 321 00:22:59,390 --> 00:23:00,390 In your house. 322 00:23:01,350 --> 00:23:04,930 With your mates, and you're full of soul, and you're full of George, and 323 00:23:04,930 --> 00:23:06,830 great big lads, and you watch their videos. 324 00:23:08,710 --> 00:23:11,930 You're watching with your pants down, Leo. I'll come round here and you say 325 00:23:11,930 --> 00:23:12,930 I'm a bad father. 326 00:23:13,030 --> 00:23:16,350 What? Well, you bollock them, Clyde. They're pissing out the back. 327 00:23:16,570 --> 00:23:18,510 For the idiots. 328 00:23:18,990 --> 00:23:20,090 Can I have my phone back? 329 00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:21,910 What are you doing here? 330 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,970 Why's your friend Steph owning me? 331 00:23:25,890 --> 00:23:26,890 I don't know. 332 00:23:26,930 --> 00:23:28,670 I just popped in. 333 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,620 Clay, can I have my phone back, please? No, sir! 334 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:33,920 I won't tell you again! 335 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,280 Hi, Mr. Struthers. 336 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,640 Are we making too much noise? 337 00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:40,220 No, no, no, you're good. 338 00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:41,900 Go on, George. 339 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,840 That's the man I was talking about. I worked for him. 340 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:57,280 I'll be careful here. We've got pizza 341 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,300 for 5 ,000. 342 00:23:58,879 --> 00:23:59,960 Most of it on the floor. 343 00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:02,060 Monty, what are you doing? Sorry, Mrs G. 344 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,800 Sorry, Mum, I was a fucking idiot. 345 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:09,000 I was talking about you, mister. 346 00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:12,160 I'd tell you what's happening at work for me. 347 00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:17,480 The Academy is merging three kitchens, so my job is in consultation. 348 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,660 We all know what that means. 349 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,600 I don't. No, but the real problem is my boss, Alexander. 350 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,100 He's a gay man, you see. 351 00:24:27,370 --> 00:24:31,710 Well, I don't actually know him. But this is what he does. He employs young 352 00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:32,710 in the kitchen. 353 00:24:32,910 --> 00:24:37,050 And... I mean young. And they get younger and younger, those boys. 354 00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:38,510 Yeah, one of them was only 16. 355 00:24:38,830 --> 00:24:42,990 And the funny thing is, their job's in danger. No, they're not. They're safe. 356 00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:47,190 It's the women that are first to go. Thank you. OK, but that is not my fault. 357 00:24:47,350 --> 00:24:48,350 Never is, is it? 358 00:24:48,650 --> 00:24:49,650 Flame free. 359 00:24:51,310 --> 00:24:55,400 Now, behave yourself. yourselves, you lot, and don't start mooning, for 360 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,780 sake. Can't promise, Marie. 361 00:24:57,660 --> 00:24:58,660 Mr. 362 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,760 Strubbers, have you got any jobs going? 363 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,440 That's all we're saying about the bar. 364 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,800 Not at the moment, but we get a high turnover, so it's worth asking. 365 00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:08,000 We're spit and polish. You should look at the website. 366 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,240 It's a gay bar, Ollie. 367 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,140 I'll show me ass, I don't care. 368 00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:12,820 It's a good ass. 369 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,280 Yeah, it doesn't actually matter. 370 00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:19,620 You don't have to be gay to work there. We're actually not allowed to ask. You 371 00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:22,340 don't ask, beg your pardon. He's fucking upset. 372 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,920 No, it's the law, Clive, as you well know. 373 00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:28,600 If you were going to take on an apprentice, you wouldn't be able to ask 374 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,600 was gay or straight. 375 00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:31,440 I'd know, though, wouldn't I? I'd know, wouldn't I, lads? 376 00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:35,500 Would you know if someone's gay just by looking? 377 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:39,360 Not always. 378 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,680 Could you tell with us? 379 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:45,840 Erm... Well, that depends. 380 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,709 Well, go on. 381 00:25:47,710 --> 00:25:49,850 Law of averages, it's got to be one of us. Which one is it? 382 00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:52,590 Um... You got a grinder on your phone? 383 00:25:52,910 --> 00:25:55,690 Hey, I've got his phone here. Yeah, could I have that back, please? 384 00:25:56,490 --> 00:25:59,650 Yes, I can have my phone back, thank you. Go on, open it up. Got it, got it. 385 00:26:00,470 --> 00:26:01,470 Open it, go on. 386 00:26:01,530 --> 00:26:05,690 Hey, hey, the grinder's... Cos if one of us needs bent, that thing's going to go 387 00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:09,150 ping. Hey, hey, I tell you what, boys, if anyone in this room is going to nosh 388 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,950 us off, tuck us up into anything. 389 00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:13,310 Go on, I'll take it, love. 390 00:26:18,730 --> 00:26:22,870 Was it your house that George was in? Drinking wine and wanking off? Because 391 00:26:22,870 --> 00:26:23,870 it's all said. 392 00:26:24,530 --> 00:26:26,390 You're the gay next door, yeah? 393 00:26:28,230 --> 00:26:31,770 Because I warn you, leave Georgie girl alone, old man. 394 00:26:33,830 --> 00:26:35,510 That bitch is mine. 395 00:26:36,030 --> 00:26:38,790 Oh, my God, he's hard. 396 00:26:39,270 --> 00:26:40,270 Fuck off. 397 00:26:41,290 --> 00:26:43,950 He's more hard than I'm not kidding. He fancies me. 398 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:47,270 He's shamed you. He's so shamed. 399 00:26:58,030 --> 00:26:59,030 How about bigger? 400 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:08,850 It takes one to know one, mate. It takes one to know one. Congratulations, 401 00:27:08,870 --> 00:27:09,870 George! 402 00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:15,190 Keep it down. 403 00:27:32,730 --> 00:27:36,070 It's gonna be said though boys they've got to be said that my little George He 404 00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:40,150 didn't stand a chance with this pansy next door because you know what he 405 00:27:40,150 --> 00:27:42,430 you. Yeah, all of you online. 406 00:27:42,650 --> 00:27:49,510 He's watching you look Yeah, everything you do is watching all the time. 407 00:27:49,630 --> 00:27:53,070 I just have that back. Yeah, why cuz what else is on there a thing gives me 408 00:27:53,070 --> 00:27:59,970 forgot Those boys yours the filthy The fucking obscene both 409 00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:00,970 of them, hey 410 00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:37,780 Dad, I'm sorry. No! 411 00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:40,620 Hey, it's good, isn't it? Because, you know, you're earning money, and that's 412 00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:41,760 what counts, isn't it? Hey, the coin. 413 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:44,520 Good on you. 414 00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:54,020 Third and you won, George. 415 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,040 Oh, nice. You're going too far on there. 416 00:28:57,420 --> 00:28:58,580 Incest is best, yeah. 417 00:28:59,820 --> 00:29:02,320 Look, I think I'd better leave you, Clive. Can I just have my point? You've 418 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,380 it all before anyway, haven't you? 419 00:29:03,740 --> 00:29:05,140 Hey, you've seen it before. 420 00:29:05,690 --> 00:29:08,510 Mr. Struthers from number five, yeah. You know what? 421 00:29:08,850 --> 00:29:10,010 He's seen you, Saul. 422 00:29:10,810 --> 00:29:16,710 He sits there, not ten feet away, watching videos of you on his computer. 423 00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:19,110 don't subscribe to him? No, I do not. 424 00:29:19,910 --> 00:29:20,910 What's this, then? 425 00:29:21,130 --> 00:29:22,230 It's on your bar's website. 426 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:27,550 Fucking hell, George, you got something to tell us, then, or what? 427 00:29:37,290 --> 00:29:38,290 What's that? 428 00:29:45,290 --> 00:29:46,290 George, what is that? 429 00:29:47,610 --> 00:29:48,610 I don't know. 430 00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:52,430 What are you doing there? I don't know. Where is that? Oh, come on. Shut up, 431 00:29:52,430 --> 00:29:53,950 you! You pornographer! 432 00:29:57,770 --> 00:30:01,070 Will you tell me what that is? Look, I just think that sometimes when we just 433 00:30:01,070 --> 00:30:04,350 have a lot to drink, we do silly things. That to me looks like a mad night out 434 00:30:04,350 --> 00:30:06,170 with some daft news. So what, he was with you? 435 00:30:06,670 --> 00:30:07,810 No. Is that in your house? 436 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:10,230 No, it's not. So how did you know he was drunk, then? 437 00:30:12,390 --> 00:30:14,950 What, did you get him pissed and then jerk him off, did you? Or did you put 438 00:30:14,950 --> 00:30:16,690 lipstick on him like a little doll? Right! 439 00:30:17,490 --> 00:30:20,790 It's a boy in 2026 having a laugh. 440 00:30:20,990 --> 00:30:23,190 He lives right next door, Clive. He's never a stranger. 441 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:24,530 Lots of it and all. 442 00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:53,150 I'm not doing anything. I think I'm better off going home. 443 00:30:53,490 --> 00:30:55,730 No, no, no, get away. Come on. 444 00:31:05,340 --> 00:31:08,220 Let me go. You're trying to change him. Let me go. You're turning him into a 445 00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:08,959 little girl. 446 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:09,960 Clive, let me go. 447 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,420 Have you seen those photos? What they do to you when you're trans because they 448 00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:13,420 chop your cock off. Look. 449 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,480 That's George. What the fuck? 450 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,780 Well? I never let him touch me. He's got HIV. 451 00:31:19,540 --> 00:31:20,620 What the fuck? 452 00:31:20,860 --> 00:31:21,880 You filthy bastard. 453 00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:24,960 Are you going to watch yourself, Mr. Goss? Don't touch him. I saw the pills 454 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,660 his house. I locked him up. He's infected. 455 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,420 I've had it for years and I'm fine. 456 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,640 But according to Clive... 457 00:31:32,990 --> 00:31:34,410 There's no such thing as HIV. 458 00:31:34,750 --> 00:31:35,750 So go on. 459 00:31:35,890 --> 00:31:39,010 Tell them, with all your wisdom, educate the lads. 460 00:31:39,210 --> 00:31:41,630 What's this on your back, George? Hey, what does that say? It's not on my face. 461 00:31:41,790 --> 00:31:43,790 No, no, no, it's on his skin. It's nothing. It's not anything. 462 00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:49,130 What the fuck is that, you weird kid? 463 00:31:49,650 --> 00:31:50,650 Flo, what's Flo? 464 00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:51,750 Hey, you got anything else? 465 00:31:53,270 --> 00:31:54,270 What does that mean? 466 00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:59,610 What is it? George, what the fuck is it? Is it menstrual flow? It's the game. 467 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,860 game we were playing, it's nothing. 468 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,080 What sort of game? 469 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,820 It was me. It's friends. She did it. Which one? The tranny. Did you change 470 00:32:06,820 --> 00:32:09,560 name? No. Did you give him a new name? No, I've never seen it before. Did you 471 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,920 name him? I'm going to cut it off, Clive. I'm going to cut his fucking cock 472 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000 What? Like this? 473 00:32:14,620 --> 00:32:17,700 Oh, little dragon. 474 00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:21,460 You've got to say Mr. Goff. If you want a lady boy, you're the expert. 475 00:32:24,580 --> 00:32:25,580 What's he got? 476 00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:26,779 Mr. G? 477 00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:28,440 Is that some fella? 478 00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:37,140 We all know you play away from home, but I've taken it a bit far. 479 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:45,020 Did you plan this? Tell me what 480 00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:46,520 you're doing so you can find me in. 481 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,220 You know we should hang him, aye? 482 00:32:49,340 --> 00:32:51,980 Like those trainers that they hang on the telephone wires. You know when 483 00:32:51,980 --> 00:32:54,780 a crack house in the street and they put the trainers on the wires to warn 484 00:32:54,780 --> 00:32:57,040 people off? Not a warning, they're an advert. 485 00:32:58,250 --> 00:32:59,310 Are you correcting me? 486 00:33:00,950 --> 00:33:04,990 You keep grabbing hold and breathing on me and using your theft. 487 00:33:05,770 --> 00:33:06,910 I really don't know. 488 00:33:09,210 --> 00:33:10,590 Which one of us is gay? 489 00:33:14,110 --> 00:33:15,110 Strangle. 490 00:33:17,150 --> 00:33:24,070 Get him to that 491 00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:25,130 lamppost there. Come on. 492 00:33:25,490 --> 00:33:27,030 Let me go. It's okay. 493 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,459 I'll just go home. 494 00:33:28,460 --> 00:33:29,460 Come on now. 495 00:34:02,270 --> 00:34:04,610 Clive, I'm sorry, okay? Just leave Zia alone. She's done nothing wrong. 496 00:34:45,389 --> 00:34:48,290 You take pride in your flag. 497 00:34:49,370 --> 00:34:50,370 It's everywhere. 498 00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:57,710 Well, we need a new flag to say that this street is safe. That our children 499 00:34:57,710 --> 00:34:58,710 safe. 500 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:05,310 That there's one place in this world where children are safe. And that flag 501 00:35:05,310 --> 00:35:06,650 you. 502 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,380 no no 503 00:40:47,799 --> 00:40:49,520 Here we are. Cheers. 504 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,860 Has he moved all his things? Still got his books. 505 00:40:56,180 --> 00:40:59,420 I keep thinking he's done it on purpose. He's going to come back to pick them up 506 00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:01,740 and say, Oh, I made a mistake. I love you really. 507 00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:03,180 Blah, blah, blah. 508 00:41:03,820 --> 00:41:06,620 Bugger. The divorce is final? Absolutely, yeah. 509 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,620 And the bar's all yours? 510 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:09,899 Mm -hmm. 511 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:13,540 Are you going to renovate it? Hard enough just keeping it open. 512 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:18,460 I have to employ four security lads every night just because it gets so 513 00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:22,600 I mean, in the 90s on Canal Street, you'd never see a fight. 514 00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:24,540 Oh, you did? 515 00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:26,939 What's that? 516 00:41:26,940 --> 00:41:31,240 You'd have a couple of drunks, maybe, but these days, windows get smashed, men 517 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:34,040 driving past on motorbikes, throwing bricks. Come on! 518 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,820 I'm not turning up, but you and I can't even mention trans rights without a mass 519 00:41:39,820 --> 00:41:40,820 of fucking arguments. 520 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:42,720 It's all getting worse. 521 00:41:44,430 --> 00:41:45,430 Sound like Melbourne. 522 00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:52,550 Well, like he always says, in the old days, if they hated us, 523 00:41:53,030 --> 00:41:57,630 we could say it was due to a lack of visibility because we were hidden in 524 00:41:57,630 --> 00:41:58,850 basements like this. 525 00:41:59,930 --> 00:42:01,130 Fucking in the dark. 526 00:42:02,070 --> 00:42:03,990 No wonder they thought we were perverse. 527 00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:05,830 And so we fought to be seen. 528 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:07,770 But what if we got it wrong? 529 00:42:09,690 --> 00:42:13,450 What if they see us and they still don't like us? 530 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:19,720 You're asking a woman what that feels like? Ah, OK. But it was fine, you know. 531 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,580 15 years ago, everything was fine. 532 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:28,100 Now it just feels like it's... ..ending. 533 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:30,960 Do you really think so? 534 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,200 Yeah. 535 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:33,640 Yeah. 536 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:38,020 Every day, every little thing, every tiny little thing that happens one by 537 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:41,360 like... ..abandon a book or... 538 00:42:42,150 --> 00:42:44,590 removing a name or pulling down a flag. 539 00:42:44,810 --> 00:42:49,330 I mean, it seems like little things, but there's sort of a violence behind it. 540 00:42:49,890 --> 00:42:52,910 And you need to get more and more of these little things and every single day 541 00:42:52,910 --> 00:42:59,810 builds and builds and then... I think something big's going 542 00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:00,810 to happen.